Mother’s Little Helper Ringtones

What a drag it is getting old "Kids are different today," I hear every mother say Mother needs something today to calm her down And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day "Things are different today," I hear every mother say Cooking fresh food for her husband's just a drag So she buys an instant cake, and she burns a frozen steak And goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day Doctor, please, some more of these Outside the door, she took four more What a drag it is getting old "Men just aren't the same today," I hear every mother say They just don't appreciate that you get tired They're so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight Doctor, please, some more of these Outside the door, she took four more What a drag it is getting old "Life's just much too hard today," I hear every mother say The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day Hey

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light From now on, your troubles will be out of sight So have yourself a merry little Christmas night Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the yule-tide gay From now on, your troubles will be miles away So have yourself a merry little Christmas day Here we are as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more Through the years we all will be together If the fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

So tired, so lonely, so in between the lines, A notice in the papers now and then So useless, so crazy, so very few will know, But mothers care is the only care that counts Someone makes a bigger plan, Sends him off to foreign land, Dreaming as they march along, When tomorrow comes, they be back in your arms So frozen, so broken, so left behind in life, He'll never see if the world will pay the price So angry, so shameful, so helplessly insane When words gets stuck they don't mean too much at all Someone makes a bigger plan, Sends him off to foreign land, Dreaming as they march along, When tomorrow comes, he'll be back in your arms So put your weary mind to rest, Let the night prepare the best, Dreaming as they march along, When tomorrow comes, he'll be back in your arms Someone makes a bigger plan, Sends him off to foreign land, Dreaming as they march along, When tomorrow comes, he'll be back in your arms So put your weary mind to rest, Let the night prepare the best, Dreaming as they march along, When tomorrow comes, he'll be back in your arms

Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle twinkle all the night. Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are.

Ooh, It's alright, oh Oh hey, I had a night I had a day I did one million stupid things I said one billion foolish things I'm not okay, I got a baseball bat beside my bed To fight off what's inside my head To fight off what's behind my meds I'm lonely, lost in pain It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay You're not a monster, just a human And you made a few mistakes It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay You're not gruesome, just human And you made a few mistakes It's alright Ooh, it's okay Ooh, it's alright, oh Goddamn I throw a brick right through the window My life ignored the signals I'm high and drunk on ego, can't see straight So I just feel my way around and I'm touching and I'm grabbing Everything I can't be havin' I am broken down in shame It's alright, It's okay, it's alright, it's okay You're not a demon, there's a reason You behaved in that way It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay And I believe, yes I believe that you will see a better day It's alright Ooh, it's okay Ooh, it's alright Ooh Ah-ah-ah-ah I don't wanna know who I am Cause heaven only knows what I'll find I don't wanna know I'm not capable Of coming out alive I don't wanna see what's inside I think that I would rather be blind I don't wanna know I'm not capable, I'm capable I'm alright, I'm okay, I'm alright, I'm okay I'm not a monster, I'm a human And I've made a few mistakes I'm alright, I'm okay, I'm alright, I'm okay I'm not gruesome, just human And I've made a few It's alright, It's okay, it's alright, it's okay You're not a demon, there's a reason You behaved in that way It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay I believe, yes I believe that you will see a better day It's alright (Ooh) It's okay (Ooh) It's alright (Ooh) And I believe, yes I believe that you will see a better day It's alright